It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
mufuckers be rebloggin my posts like “haha bro is this even english” n i be like “hell yea bitch u readin it” its always some white woman with buddy holly glasses n a pixie cut u kno dem tina from robs burger lookin bitches!!! but all i gotta say is mid man dad ep comin soon forreal dis time
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under